OLAP viccek (off topic)

Április elseje alkalmából ollóztam néhány OLAP viccet Chris Webb blogjából

  • Q: What's a dentist's favourite MDX function?
  • A: Extract
  • Q: Was the cube straight or gay?
  • A; Neither, it was BI.
  • Q: What does a calculated member have in common with a eunuch?
  • A: They both can't have children
  • Q: Why couldn't the hierarchy become a tightrope-walker?
  • A: It was unbalanced
  • A cube walks into a bar, pops himself on a bar stool and says "Whisky please".
    "Double?" says the barman
    "No thanks" replies the cube "Just a measure"

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