OLAP viccek (off topic)

Április elseje alkalmából ollóztam néhány OLAP viccet Chris Webb blogjából

• Q: What's a dentist's favourite MDX function?
• A: Extract

• Q: Was the cube straight or gay?
• A; Neither, it was BI.

• Q: What does a calculated member have in common with a eunuch?
• A: They both can't have children

• Q: Why couldn't the hierarchy become a tightrope-walker?
• A: It was unbalanced

• A cube walks into a bar, pops himself on a bar stool and says "Whisky please".
  "Double?" says the barman
  "No thanks" replies the cube "Just a measure"